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You are very talented. Just not with computers.
"Marketing schmarketing," you say. It's been on your to-do list for... ever! If you run a business, internet marketing is a (hellacious) fact of life. Fortunately there is hope. Because there is help! Schmarketing is here for you. Quick Turnaround • Reliable Support • Creative Solutions • Reasonable Rates • Sighs of Relief
Here are some of the awesome things we can do together:
(or Schmarketing can do for you, but you can take all the credit!) 
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Schmarty the Marketing Shrew
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called internet marketing..."
NEWS
New Website!
Baxter Bell Yoga TESTIMONIALS
"I love my new website and I love Schmarketing!" - Kira Mickle Yoga Read more >> |
EXPOSE YOURSELF (in a good way!)
Your web presence is like your clothes: self-expression that makes an impression. Let's find your best outfit for the occasion.
(Hint: It's not your birthday suit.)
DEAL WITH IT
Really? You want to deal with it yourself? Don't lie, I can hear your cussing from here! Face it, you're not a web marketer. You are a yoga teacher, an interior designer, a sword swallower. Let me deal with the website, newsletters, youtube, indiegogo, instwitumblogoobook and all that fun stuff. Well, fun to look at, not so fun to set up. Unless you're me. Or Schmarty. What can I say, we're nerdy like that.
Your web presence is like your clothes: self-expression that makes an impression. Let's find your best outfit for the occasion.
(Hint: It's not your birthday suit.)
DEAL WITH IT
Really? You want to deal with it yourself? Don't lie, I can hear your cussing from here! Face it, you're not a web marketer. You are a yoga teacher, an interior designer, a sword swallower. Let me deal with the website, newsletters, youtube, indiegogo, instwitumblogoobook and all that fun stuff. Well, fun to look at, not so fun to set up. Unless you're me. Or Schmarty. What can I say, we're nerdy like that.
DIY OR DIE
If you are determined to be your own webmaster, I totally support that! I offer consulting and tutoring services as well. And we'll do a tutorial for every new website and newsletter design, so you can make your own updates if you wish. This includes lessons in not throwing your laptop out the window in total frustration. Don't do it! Contact me first.
If you are determined to be your own webmaster, I totally support that! I offer consulting and tutoring services as well. And we'll do a tutorial for every new website and newsletter design, so you can make your own updates if you wish. This includes lessons in not throwing your laptop out the window in total frustration. Don't do it! Contact me first.