You are very talented.
Just not with computers.
Turn "Marketing, Schmarketing" into SCHMARKETING MARKETING
• Quick Turnaround • Reliable Support • Creative Solutions • Reasonable Rates • Sighs of Relief
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WEBSITES - building, enhancement, optimization
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NEWSLETTERS - effective email and SMS campaigns
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SOCIAL - account creation, customization, and communications
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COPYWRITING - human-powered creative content
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AI CONTENT - text, images, video, multimedia, processes
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BRANDING - logo, keyword tag lines, persona, vibe
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ECOMMERCE - sell your schwag
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INTEGRATION - get it together, people!
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SEO - get found with search engine optimization including AI search
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MISCELLANEOUS - zoom, gift certificates, blogs, podcasts, no prob!
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DIY - tutoring, consulting, self-empowerment
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AND MORE - The world is your oyster. (Hope you like oysters!)
Elevate Your Digital Presence
Schmarketing Marketing transforms your online presence with expert services crafted to meet your business needs.
Custom Website Design
We build responsive, user-friendly websites that engage customers and drive conversions, perfectly aligned with your brand and vision.
Engagement
Our email and social media marketing efforts foster active engagement and loyal relationships, while growing your audience.
Rockin' Success Stories
Boost online visibility and sales with savvy SEO, e-commerce solutions and unique branding, while staying relevant in a constantly changing landscape.
Aww Shucks
Michelle C.
“David is always 'on point' - efficient, knowledgeable, a great editor, truth speaker and technically savvy. His work behind the scenes has grown my business markedly in just six months. My clients noticed immediately, I'm attracting more new students, and I still get raves on my beautiful newsletters and upgraded website. I recommend Schmarketing to all my colleagues."
Erin R.
"I cannot begin to say enough about my work with Dave. He is intelligent, concise, witty, and extremely reliable. Dave helped improve the online platform for my interior design business and I am already seeing the results of his work.
Definitely hire Schmarketing if you are interested in taking your business to the next level."
Baxter B.
"David is a great listener, and this works out to my advantage because he hears what is important and helps make it happen. And his work is done in a timely and efficient manner.
Plus, he has a creative streak that comes through in little unrequested improvements to my website that always add to its effectiveness!"
Collaboration is Key
DEAL WITH IT
Really? You want to deal with it yourself? Don't lie, we can hear your cussing from here! Face it, you're not a web marketer. You are a yoga teacher, an interior designer, a sword swallower. Let us deal with the website, newsletters, youtube, instiklinkinbook and all that fun stuff.
Well, fun to look at, not so fun to set up. Unless you're us. We're nerdy like that.
DIY OR DIE
If you are determined to be your own webmaster, we totally support that! We offer consulting and tutoring services as well. This includes lessons in not throwing your laptop out the window in total frustration. Don't do it! Contact us first.
BUT SERIOUSLY
Trying to handle all your internet marketing by yourself?
Who has the time for all this crap?!
We do, that's who!
Ideas, Solutions, Results, Oh My!
Schmarketing Marketing delivers everything.
Well, except babies.
Diversified Approach
Some folks respond to emails. Some have 9,999 unread messages. Some are hooked on their social feed. Some like old school flyers. Reach your audience wherever they are- meet them where they're at.
Manifestation
We treat your business like a garden: planting seeds in rich soil, watering, pruning, weeding, nurturing, fostering growth, and finally delighting in the harvest of success! Zucchini anyone?
Dependability
We are all in. We ping you back. We pick up the phone. We follow through. We get that newsletter out by Tuesday at 5:00am. We bring you breakfast in bed. Figuratively of course.
Who Are We?
DAVID SLOVES
Or should we make that Schloves?
web dude. Background includes web design, marketing, business administration, project management, creative writing, health & wellness, creative arts and tapping into the collective subconscious.
Contact us to start a discussion about your hopes, dreams, goals, schemes, scones and favorite internet memes.
SCHMARTY
Schmarty is our in-house elephant shrew. Cute huh! Does he look like a weird Scooby Doo? Maybe. Is that a problem?? Hey, Schmarty is one shrewd shrew! He's a clever, no-nonsense, methodological, detail-oriented, cuddly little critter.
What, a tech company can't have an adorable mascot anymore?
ANYWHO
So, what you got cooking? What would you like to get done? How can we help?
Let's chat.
