SERVICES
Well we're movin' on UP
Take your business to the next level, with a little help from your new web dude.
From one-time projects to ongoing support, I'm here for ya.
I offer reasonable rates and quick reliable turnaround for all projects and updates.
Take your business to the next level, with a little help from your new web dude.
From one-time projects to ongoing support, I'm here for ya.
I offer reasonable rates and quick reliable turnaround for all projects and updates.
SCHTART IT UP
For businesses new and... like-new...
In just one month you and your company can be boldly online, alive and kicking butt!
The schtarter program includes:
WEBSITE - a brand spankin new one, or keep your current one but we'll juice it up!
SOCIAL - customize and socialize (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram...)
NEWSLETTER - engaging email campaigns (MailChimp, Constant Contact...)
MULTIMEDIA - video, audio, image, blog, vlog (YouTube, Vimeo, CDBaby, Bandcamp, Tumblr...)
ECOMMERCE - sell your physical or virtual goodies, earn passive income!
SEO - get found with search engine optimization
CONSULTING - who is your ideal client? who isn't? what is your ultimate goal? what's for dinner?
INTEGRATION - everything working together as an efficient, effective, effervescent machine
TUTORING - how to update things yourself without going completely mad
I enjoy one-time projects or I can work out an ongoing marketing budget that works for you.
For more info get in touch and I'll totally pop you an email with the deets like fer sure!!
For businesses new and... like-new...
In just one month you and your company can be boldly online, alive and kicking butt!
The schtarter program includes:
WEBSITE - a brand spankin new one, or keep your current one but we'll juice it up!
SOCIAL - customize and socialize (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram...)
NEWSLETTER - engaging email campaigns (MailChimp, Constant Contact...)
MULTIMEDIA - video, audio, image, blog, vlog (YouTube, Vimeo, CDBaby, Bandcamp, Tumblr...)
ECOMMERCE - sell your physical or virtual goodies, earn passive income!
SEO - get found with search engine optimization
CONSULTING - who is your ideal client? who isn't? what is your ultimate goal? what's for dinner?
INTEGRATION - everything working together as an efficient, effective, effervescent machine
TUTORING - how to update things yourself without going completely mad
I enjoy one-time projects or I can work out an ongoing marketing budget that works for you.
For more info get in touch and I'll totally pop you an email with the deets like fer sure!!
SCHTEP IT UP
If you already have your online thingies thingied - or once I deal with that for you while you're out swimming with dolphins or something awesome like that - I provide an ongoing service that encompasses a selection of website updates, social media action, monthly newsletters, blogging, new seo changes, crowdfunding campaigns, etc. We'll work to keep your fans engaged with consistent new additions. I can help you introduce a blog, ebook, ecommerce, online classes, or whatever the muse calls you to do.
If you already have your online thingies thingied - or once I deal with that for you while you're out swimming with dolphins or something awesome like that - I provide an ongoing service that encompasses a selection of website updates, social media action, monthly newsletters, blogging, new seo changes, crowdfunding campaigns, etc. We'll work to keep your fans engaged with consistent new additions. I can help you introduce a blog, ebook, ecommerce, online classes, or whatever the muse calls you to do.
Trying to handle all this by yourself? Who has the time for all this crap?!
FOR BUSINESSES ON THE BIGGER SIDE
Marketing Department, Schmarketing Department
Sure, employees are great and all, but a reliable staff ain't cheap. That's where Schmarketing comes into play. Save time, money, office supplies and Hershey's Kisses by working with me instead. Plus, I won't waste your resources scrolling around Facebook behind your back. Oh wait, that's actually what I get paid to do!
Marketing Department, Schmarketing Department
Sure, employees are great and all, but a reliable staff ain't cheap. That's where Schmarketing comes into play. Save time, money, office supplies and Hershey's Kisses by working with me instead. Plus, I won't waste your resources scrolling around Facebook behind your back. Oh wait, that's actually what I get paid to do!
COPYWRITING / EDITING
Website content, newsletters, blogs, articles, liner notes, catchy SEO optimized tag lines, commercials, sales letters, print ads, jingles, fortune cookies, skywriting campaigns... Click here for more info and to request writing samples.
Website content, newsletters, blogs, articles, liner notes, catchy SEO optimized tag lines, commercials, sales letters, print ads, jingles, fortune cookies, skywriting campaigns... Click here for more info and to request writing samples.
CREATIVE CONSULTING
Business stagnation? Organizational scatterbrain? Blah? Meh? Let's talk.
Business stagnation? Organizational scatterbrain? Blah? Meh? Let's talk.
OUTSOURCE WITH CONFIDENCE
INTEGRITY is Schmarty's middle name. Ok not really, but it could be. It would be Schmarty's nickname if the name Schmarty wasn't so darn cute in itself. But anyway, what I'm saying is- you can count on us. Shrews take pride in their work! Ask our awesome clients.
YOUR CONTROL IS UNDER YOUR CONTROL
You direct and I'll push the buttons. Or leave it all up to me. Or how about a little of both? It's called teamwork! And while there happens to be "me" in teamwork, there is no "I," nor "us," but there is WE. Otherwise it would be "tamork." Which isn't even a word! Ok enough already you get the point. Here's a list of co-conspiratorial collaborations.
INTEGRITY is Schmarty's middle name. Ok not really, but it could be. It would be Schmarty's nickname if the name Schmarty wasn't so darn cute in itself. But anyway, what I'm saying is- you can count on us. Shrews take pride in their work! Ask our awesome clients.
YOUR CONTROL IS UNDER YOUR CONTROL
You direct and I'll push the buttons. Or leave it all up to me. Or how about a little of both? It's called teamwork! And while there happens to be "me" in teamwork, there is no "I," nor "us," but there is WE. Otherwise it would be "tamork." Which isn't even a word! Ok enough already you get the point. Here's a list of co-conspiratorial collaborations.